hot mess.

cardboardeaux:

This was a result of a night of wine and kylie minogue. i fucking love it, made this in Adobe illustrator. 

Oh shit i forgot about this

cardboardeaux:

This was a result of a night of wine and kylie minogue. i fucking love it, made this in Adobe illustrator. 

Oh shit i forgot about this

cardboardeaux:

izziebytes:

stiv.

this. 

the greatest thing ever.

LETS NOT FORGET THIS EXISTS.

(Source: starheartshooter)

Tight Pants Body Rolls
Leslie Hall/Songs in the Key of Gold

misssatori:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

thenimbus:

presidentobarna:

crazyress:

snortrax:

mamashortstack:

hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX

OH M Y GOD

THIS IS MY SONG

SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD

THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

THIS IS REALLY GOOD

watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls
fuck it’s way catchier than i want it to be

Goddammit

SCREAMING AND BEADING A GEM SWEATER AT THE SAME TIME

I didnt even know I needed this in my life. But I did.

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no, this isnt allowed. :(

(Source: protectcharles, via rapi)

gingersmind:

bsheaffer:

higgsbr0son:

caughtinthelens:




im done

BYE

game over

everyone can go home, this wins everything

gingersmind:

bsheaffer:

higgsbr0son:

caughtinthelens:

image

im done

BYE

game over

everyone can go home, this wins everything

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gorlt:

What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée? 

image

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