hot mess.

cardboardeaux:

This was a result of a night of wine and kylie minogue. i fucking love it, made this in Adobe illustrator. 

Oh shit i forgot about this

cardboardeaux:

This was a result of a night of wine and kylie minogue. i fucking love it, made this in Adobe illustrator. 

Oh shit i forgot about this

cardboardeaux:

izziebytes:

stiv.

this. 

the greatest thing ever.

LETS NOT FORGET THIS EXISTS.

(Source: starheartshooter)

Tight Pants Body Rolls
Leslie Hall/Songs in the Key of Gold

misssatori:

sleeplessnightsofthinking:

thenimbus:

presidentobarna:

crazyress:

snortrax:

mamashortstack:

hoW DID I EVEN MISS THIS REMIX

OH M Y GOD

THIS IS MY SONG

SOMEONE MADE IT SOUND GOOD

THEY CLEANED UP THE VOCALS AND ADDED A DESCANT TO THE CHORUS ARE YOU SHITTING ME

THIS IS REALLY GOOD

watch out for my body rolls watch out for my body rolls
fuck it’s way catchier than i want it to be

Goddammit

SCREAMING AND BEADING A GEM SWEATER AT THE SAME TIME

I didnt even know I needed this in my life. But I did.

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no, this isnt allowed. :(

(Source: protectcharles, via rapi)

gingersmind:

bsheaffer:

higgsbr0son:

caughtinthelens:




im done

BYE

game over

everyone can go home, this wins everything

gingersmind:

bsheaffer:

higgsbr0son:

caughtinthelens:

image

im done

BYE

game over

everyone can go home, this wins everything

(via rapi)

gorlt:

What do you mean you don’t bathe your onions in fresh imported mountain spring water made from the melted snow caps of the Himalayas before you sautée? 

image

(via rapi)

unicorn-ice:

blossom you peice of shit

(Source: bubbley-boo, via rapi)